About Bill Ryan

Bill is a writer searching for a home.

In the meantime, he asks authors to insult him whenever they write inscriptions in his books. It’s turned into an obsession.

Contact bill at love in the time of robots at g mail. You can see his awesome portfolio or his excellent resume by clicking on links. It’s easy.

  • http://silverfysh.wordpress.com/ Sasha

    You are my new favorite person.
    Um. You scumbag.

  • http://www.sciltiangastaldi.com Sciltian Gastaldi

    Hey Bill,

    I am a writer who has a blog on a newspaper in Italy. I’d like to ask you 2-3 questions about your blog, your hobby and yourself. Let me know if you are available, questions would be in English and via email.
    I write for this newspaper: http://www.ilfattoquotidiano.it
    This is my personal blog: http://www.anellidifum0.wordpress.com
    Cheers,
    Sciltian

    • Bill

      Hey Scilitian,

      I’d love to. My email address is in the (about) page. Actually, that’s dumb. I’m fairly technologically inept, but I’ll figure out a way to email you directly.

      Cheers!
      -b

  • http://www.mypoliticalexile.wordpress elizabeth

    you suck as bad as you smell.

    best wishes, elizabeth (a huge fan)

    • Bill

      At the moment, I suck as bad as flowers, thanks to my lady’s expensive bodywash that I didn’t use while she’s away in Boston.

      Best wishes backatcha.

  • Victoriah

    Hi Bill. I’m an author currently on tour in the US (April 5th-16th). Although I am a nice English lady who writes disproportionately popular books about cats for children (the Warriors series), I would be very happy to insult you, if you can make it to an event. If not, you’re a poohead.
    best wishes
    Vicky (aka Erin Hunter)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephen-Bonnell/100002695856071 Stephen Bonnell

    Hi bill.I’m a professional video game player, currently searching for a video game I’m actually good at.  In the meantime,  I try to attend as many MLG (major league gaming) events as possible, and try to suck players off under the booth.  It’s turned into an obsession

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    nice posts you keep coming up with. and you have a theme i havent seen before

  • trisha joe

    HI Bill- just readyour blog. Loved the one from Mark Svartz. I couldnt agree more! Cheers Trisha from Heartsong Retreat.

  • kathleen zenz

    Bill - 
    Read you for the first time today. Just one post. Nick Flynn AND Raymond Carver? I just may be in love with you.

  • Anonymous

    Awesome blog my friend. 

    Keep up the good work.

    Cheers from Dacritics.org